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Kneeling down next to the child, the pastor smiles and asks, "And now what, my little man? Bad news: You were on vacation.

As the mouse came out of his hole, the cat pounced on him and gobbled him up, and walked away smiling saying to himself, it pays to be bilingual.

What would you be then? As he passed, he thought he heard voices from inside the cemetery.

" The other boy replied, "Well, you know how Santa Claus turned out.

He had them do this four times.

" The officer says, "Well sister, you were traveling way under the speed limit and I was concerned that you might be having car trouble or something.

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